Emily- Ugh, okay. Are you ready for this? (Opens jar) Oh, oh man it smells. Smell it.
Gable*(Roommate)- No, NO! I can’t, I don’t want to!
Emily- Just do it!
Gable- Ahhh, okay okay. Give it to me (gently wafts the scent to her nose). Oh, no that’s disgusting.
And that folks is my first experience with Vegemite. For those of you who are not familiar with the Australian essential, Vegemite is a concentrated spread made from brewer’s yeast. It is a great source of Vitamin B and other nutrients and is most commonly used on toast or crackers, although there are many recipes that use the spread. While researching different recipes such as pasta, pizza and soup, I settled on making Cheese and Vegemite Straws. I mean, who doesn’t like cheesy breadsticks? Plus it was a very simple recipe. I journeyed up to Cost Plus World Market in Santa Rosa to pick up some of this odd yet interesting food. I wasn’t happy spending $8.99 on 220 grams (7.76 oz.) of something I wasn’t going to use a lot of, so I bought a pomegranate soda to make me feel better. It didn't work. I then stopped at Safeway to grab parmesan cheese and Pillsbury crescent rolls. I didn’t see anything that said “puff pastry” so I grabbed the classic holiday favorite, crescent rolls. I gathered my ingredients at home and turned up the oven to 400 degrees. But before baking I tried a little bit of the Vegemite. It is the worst thing I have ever tasted.

Yes, I tried that much.
"Got any Vegemite on that spoon?" -Gable
I spread out the dough and after the convincing of Gable that it would only be necessary to use Vegemite on one roll, I spread a thin layer on the dough. And then covered it with a lot of parmesan cheese.
"Oh my God I can't even look at that." -Gable
After rolling cheese and chocolate chips (separately) in the other rolls, I threw them in the oven and set the timer for 11 minutes. And then came the moment I was dreading. I really did not want to taste this. I cut of a small piece and split it with Gable.
And I couldn't even swallow that entire piece.
After washing it down with Vitamin Water, I continued making disgusting faces and tried not to barf. I do pretty well with new foods, I'll try a lot of things and generally enjoy them, but no other food has almost made me barf like Vegemite did. The taste is extremely salty. It's as if someone made a spreadable salty multi-vitamin, disgusting to say the least. It is most definitely an acquired taste. I don't want to offend any Australians or Vegemite fans out there, but Vegemite is just not for me. Or Gable.
*Name has obviously been changed. Have you ever met a Gable?
-Em